fridafox:

my type is young leonardo dicaprio no exceptions you literally have to be young leonardo dicaprio

mik-e:

may the 4th be shut up i’ve already heard that joke 500 times in the past 2 minutes and i don’t wanna hear it again

(Source: rainingly)

Are you guys ready for a joke? No? Ok here it goes.

justlikedisney:

Where did Captain Hook get a new hook?….

At the second hand store.